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the power ( 3 fully-ultima-charged-lines )
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showers & ballads ballads & showers - feel the power - ...
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the power ( 3 fully-ultima-charged-lines )
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showers & ballads ballads & showers - feel the power - ...
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splash the cash ( 5 daft-lines loosely inspired by the pic )
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rob a riverbank with a bb gun your money or meanders then go on the run - splash the cash - ...
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the corduroy years ( a niche-yawn )
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& so then things wrote of the corduroy years with fettled head as blue tits fed from yon bird feeder as the curtains twitched with sacheted cups hot, cheapskate sups of shite poundland fare passing sirens blare another pen stops working then then the doorbell rings & a dodo sings of easters nu rebooting spring ( already? ) ...
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fook the scum
( a woe of trues in the vaguely cunning guise of a shite poem )
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at knight i floss
bee neath my sheets
with nightscares ov thee
- grammar police -
thy CAPITALS
& dickshunreez
No, it's dictionaries.
- arrgh -
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help me
please
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ian is a **** ( some poemz )
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punters like a punt
as sure as munters grunt
witches hide from hunts
freezing - those polar fronts
stuntmen perform stunts
altruists take the brunt
shite knives they are blunt
& ian is a ****
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biscuit magic ( the magic of biscuits )
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biscuits take the ... taste it dip it biscuits love 'em lifeblood live it biscuits problem? risk it fix it biscuits top shit magic mystic ...
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them upstairs ( some poemz )
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aye - them upstairs
they yell sometimes
in languages un -
identified
perchance in tongues?
one cannot say
their t.v blazes
throughout the day
they speak through floors
in x-rayed groans
their telephone tones
rattle my bones
then sing sometimes
in infrared
them beyond my neck
them in my head
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mid to late winter ( some poetrys )
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green shoots abound on the ground last year's a dimmed whimper but thick gloves are still required arrr - shiver me fingers transitions within seasons there's one for the thinkers hay fever is sleeping still it's mid to late winter ...
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my farmer-lives ( another shit pun-job )
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down in ancient sumer there
i herded goats
up in caledonia
i tilled them oats
in the fourteenth century
i tended sheep
when all was victorian
i gathered wheat
before scarecrows came along
i scared the crows
when the vikings invaded
my sows farrowed
with straw in my mouths - with my
rosy cheeked wives
but not in this life - no
- in my farmer-lives -
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england expects ( some poemz )
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england expects a man in a dress & windowsills with mustard cress foreign bullshit & national shite a tuesdayed moan a fridayed fight glimpses of hope but never too much things of the ilk their like & such all castled homes with canine best friends pints not litres rainy weekends ...