…

the reason why the morning
sunshine gave way
to shrouded clouds of grey

a dodo egg
or the mating rituals
of the lesser-spotted snark

the bee in the mitre
not the bonnet of the bishop
a birthday wish

since gone wrong
or a sausage roll with chips
plus beans & garlic bread

the sinkhole that appeared
in the middle of the car park
of your local b&m

someone else’s faux-profiles
of odd little me
on spicy websites

your long lost uncle
or the ghost of fanny adams
so try bloody harder

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