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top ten ( made up ) songs of the year ( so far )

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the chinstrap enthusiasts - six hundred onions

velcro velociraptor - asthmatic camel

the hedgehog huegonauts - photographs of pentecosts

mugwart moebius - unicorns of phobus

colonel mustard cress head - magic bean bag swag

the pygmy shrew massive - shotgun michealmas

dynamite diogenes - hepatitis sea shanty

kaspar hauser's tree house - salmonella acapella

plautus the tortoise - song for trad-anon

peter piper's pickled sister - pandimensional panpipes

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