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fifteen things to do today ( today ! ) ( by franz joseph list )

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one - save the hedge

two - save the hog

three - save the hedgehog

four - walk that dog

five - blow your nose

six - who needs them?

seven - ( extempore )

eight - straighten bends

nine - do not kill

ten - mind the gaps

eleven - eat well

twelve - take a nap

thirteen - then wake

fourteen - scratch head

fifteen - rise & shite

then back to bed

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