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bastard chapters  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )

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dog-shit-free shoes - wanker trainers

broken toe groans - fortune favours

the jammy & thin ice skaters

lucky twats

their fluky capers


worse things happen at dot-dot-dot

dick'ead clichés & their what not

tangled rambles - daft apeth knots

fucking swearing

that hits the spot


no blister weeps of a morning

like a bellend, frogs are spawning

hobble home quick - gobshite's calling

take no ice bath

'stead get scrawling


as that crow flies - scratch a surface

shit on paper, burn a furnace

bastard chapters - scrappy verses

sadness blessings

happy curses

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